Amy from Arizona writes..

My husband is out of work and I am a stay at home mother to 5 kids. It's tough living welfare check to welfare check. We can barely make payments on our new Escalade, and I'm tired of eating ramen noodles. I've briefly considered donating my eggs or even being a surrogate for a needy couple that can't have children of their own. I will get paid quite a bit of money for this, but I have family members that tell me that it is wrong to pimp out my uterus like that. What do YOU think?

Amy,

Amy, bless your heart. You don't have any problems. Your economic stimulus check is in the mail. Just wait for it. Keep your eggs in case times get harder than they already are. Walmart has Great Value brand Ramen Noodles. You have to cut back on the high falutin' name brand shit until the change comes.